Things I Didn't Do That I Should've When I Found Out Lost Wasn't On Tonight

1. Change that outside light bulb that's been burned out for, like, four weeks.

2. Pretend like it didn't matter, that it's just a stupid TV show, dammit.

3. Go to Push Ultra Lounge to see Palantine and Experimental Pilot.

4. Shower, for Chrissakes. I smellz like dieing.

5. Finish reading the Sex And The City issue of Entertainment Weekly, so it doesn't look like I'm stretching it out until the premiere.

6. Walk the dog. Milo is, seriously, a box of bon-bons away from being the sane young male dog version of a crazy old cat lady shut-in.

7. Edit Crider's Dethklok story.

8. Finish writing that song about the chick that dumps her boyfriend's body into the Bay, but it's not what you think.

9. Wash all the dishes, as opposed to just enough to make the dish rack seem kind of full.

10. The hustle.