The Good, The Bad & The Ugly: May 6

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This week's good goes to Martin's tres de Mayo party. His place is like an oasis of chill, given the incestuousness of the St. Pete scene (and the fact that the asshole who hosts some other parties in town tends to chase people off with a canoe oar when he wants to go to sleep). Musicians, media types and legitimate artists traded sangria recipes and scarfed Carrie Waite's seven-layer dip without rancor.

This week's bad goes to the former high-school soccer champion who (allegedly) shot a St. Pete cop while robbing a fucking Blockbuster Video. Why go to college on a scholarship when you can be easily influenced by dirtbag local gangs and knock over pharmacies? Does that sound like a viable alternative career? Check my last post - your parents must be proud, you fucking cuntwiffle.

This week's ugly goes to my mindset, which doesn't bode well for my first week at a new job.

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