I'd Love to Go, But I Have to Stay Home and Network Socially
Peaches just turned me on to a new social networking site called Good Reads. Looks pretty cool at first glance, particularly because it's for a group that seems smaller and less influential with each passing year -- namely, folks who are passionate about reading those things with words that aren't magazines or websites.
But still, my initial thought was, how many freakin' social/professional networking sites do I have to belong to in order to consider myself covered, or up on things, or properly connected to The World of Tomorrow? Between Good Reads, Edit Red, LinkedIn, Facebook, That Crazy-Ass Virtual High School That Tom Built, and others, I spend the first half of my day wading through new messages and ignoring bulletins, quizzes and hacker-spawned ads.
Then I realized I was thinking about it all wrong. If social networks are still the hot new thing (and I know they're not with those kids who know about the hot new things, but there are a hell of a lot of people who aren't those kids, and they're still catching up), I should totally get on it. If I had my own social network geared toward certain interests and tastes, I could make money WHILE I ignored bulletins, quizzes and hacker-spawned ads!
My best ideas for my new business venture after the jump:
But still, my initial thought was, how many freakin' social/professional networking sites do I have to belong to in order to consider myself covered, or up on things, or properly connected to The World of Tomorrow? Between Good Reads, Edit Red, LinkedIn, Facebook, That Crazy-Ass Virtual High School That Tom Built, and others, I spend the first half of my day wading through new messages and ignoring bulletins, quizzes and hacker-spawned ads.
Then I realized I was thinking about it all wrong. If social networks are still the hot new thing (and I know they're not with those kids who know about the hot new things, but there are a hell of a lot of people who aren't those kids, and they're still catching up), I should totally get on it. If I had my own social network geared toward certain interests and tastes, I could make money WHILE I ignored bulletins, quizzes and hacker-spawned ads!
My best ideas for my new business venture after the jump:
1. FlySpace.com
A Place For White Dudes Who Think They're Black
2. TheTPSReport.com
It's a networking site for folks who, after multiple viewings both on DVD and Comedy Central, still believe Office Space is overrated.
3. NoPhoto.com
Oooh, is he really as smart and good-looking as his profile makes him sound? Is he using quotes from Roadhouse ironically, without a funny flash-animation Family Guy avatar to let us know for sure about his sense of humor? Is he really a he? On NoPhoto.com, every relationship is a mystery boxed in an enigma gift-wrapped in creepy anonymity.
4. CrySpace.com
Even more emo than you-know-what. Derf.
A Place For White Dudes Who Think They're Black
2. TheTPSReport.com
It's a networking site for folks who, after multiple viewings both on DVD and Comedy Central, still believe Office Space is overrated.
3. NoPhoto.com
Oooh, is he really as smart and good-looking as his profile makes him sound? Is he using quotes from Roadhouse ironically, without a funny flash-animation Family Guy avatar to let us know for sure about his sense of humor? Is he really a he? On NoPhoto.com, every relationship is a mystery boxed in an enigma gift-wrapped in creepy anonymity.
4. CrySpace.com
Even more emo than you-know-what. Derf.



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